Internet Income Detective - 2nd June 2009
Hi,
If you're a guru, or just someone happy to sell rubbish online, you might want to brace yourself, take a deep breath and clench your buttocks right about... now...
This May Sting A Little.
Last week I had a very interesting meeting with Nick Laight of Canonbury Publishing and Charlie Wright of Biz Opp Jungle fame.
Very interesting indeed.
One of the reasons it was so interesting was because I learned that day that you can, in fact, get severe "cloud burn". We sat round a swimming pool discussing business (more on that shortly) and whilst it was hot there was no sun around. Just clouds. So, unaware of the cloud burn phenomena, I felt safe in my short sleeve shirt.
On the train home there were a group of tasty young ladies looking at me every few minutes. "Still got it Street" I thought to myself. "Still got it".
It was only when I returned home, took off my shirt and looked in the mirror I realised I resembled a strawberry cornetto ice cream. All white, with a bit of red here and there and a flake. The flake being the fact my face looked as though it was about to melt off. The girls were clearly staring wondering if I was making my way home on the train after a day trip to the surface of the sun.
Anyway. On top of learning that you don't need sun to get borderline third degree burns I also learned that finally there is a way to genuinely change Internet marketing forever. And I'm involved in it.
You see during our meeting myself Nick and Charlie managed to come up with an idea that no one, anywhere has ever done before or will do again. Something so ballsy and so downright in your face that it would take a nutcase and some very clever people to do it.
I'm still trying to figure out whether I'm the nutcase or the clever one. The guy looking back at me in the mirror who's shedding a layer of skin suggests it might just be the former.
It has been made apparent to me that in a world where everyone kisses up to each other and says how great their "buddies" (read "I met him once at a seminar and he said he'd promote my stuff if I promoted his) products are, I am a shining, modest beacon with the balls of a mountain gorilla.
They were my words by the way. Not Charlies or Nicks, despite the champagne.
It's clear now that what people want to see is none of this nicey nicey Jon stuff that creeps into my eletters every now and then. No. You want the truth and nothing but the truth. And whilst I have always given you that I have held back some of my feelings for the want of not offending anyone.
Now I realise that if you get offended too easily and hearing the truth just plain hurts it's because I am saying what you know is true.
The reality of it all is that sometimes you need to have someone give the gurus a kick up the backside, and give you one also. And that my friend is what I am to do from now on. Nothing will be held back.
With this in mind let's crack on with my first mission. Time travel.
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De Ja Vu Anyone? De Ja Vu Anyone?
Today see's the release of CB Quantum by ClickBank legends Andrew Fox and Chris McNeeny. Like the usual launches involving these guys there has been enough hot air to fire a balloon around the world a couple of times.
Due to the fact I haven't yet seen the product itself I have to base what I am about to tell you purely on past experiences, and my uncanny ability to look into my Internet marketing crystal ball and predict the future.
Let me be downright unique and work with what I like to call blatant facts, rather than the usual hypey cack we see every week.
Chris and Andrew release products a lot. I have been fortune enough to study the way they market their stuff and have learnt tons from them.
On how to market a product that is. Not how to create one.
Marketing-wise they are some of the best in the business and I suggest you follow them just to see their marketing in action. I take my hat off to them for their marketing skills.
For the quality of their products themselves my hat is super glued firmly on.
If I were to follow their outline for product creation it would follow the route of create one cracker, and live off it for years by creating the same product over and over again by just presenting differently.
Because of this, and because I have had to give them poor reviews over and over again I am somewhat dubious at their claims that they have never released anything like this before. Instead here's what I think will happen...
Their course will show you how to build a list of people looking for information, and then funnel ClickBank products through them. Also they'll show you how to use pay per click to generate traffic.
How do I know the course will be on this subject? Well it's not because I have some kind of psychic ability, I don't develop that talent for another four years, it's because past experience shows me that their program will be the same as all of their others. So I see no reason why this will be any different.
That's the first fact I'm working with. I haven't seen a genuinely new idea from them in years.
The second fact is that their usual style of launching a product I just find downright patronising. They're "giving away a website worth nearly half a million dollars, including all the keywords, adverts" etc etc blah blah.
Let's think about this logically people. Firstly if you had a web site making that cash would you give it away? Erm, no.
Secondly if they give that website to thousands and give them the same keywords what happens? Thousands of people with the same web site trying to generate traffic with the same keywords. The result? The cost of the clicks on that keywords goes through the roof as does competition with the same adverts and no one makes any cash. In fact they lost it on advertising.
So seriously, are these guys in it for you? Or solely in it for themselves? It stuns me that after years of these two guys doing the same thing people still fall for it.
What's even more crazy is that others still promote them. Whenever you promote rubbish to your email list they lose trust in you and you kill your business.
Now if I'm wrong I'll most definitely let you know about it. If these guys do come out with something revolutionary and worthwhile I will be the first to hold my hands up and say I was wrong. I just can't see it happening. So my advice is to avoid this when it launches later today. At least until I can take a good look and see how "life changing" it is.
Up, Up And Away
Next week I'm taking a much needed break and will be off sunning (burning) myself in Spain. We have been told that there is an Internet connection in the villa, but in my experience when you are told that by a holiday company you turn up and the Internet is being run by a guinea pig sprinting around a wheel trying to keep the connection going. So I'm not keeping my hopes up.
Therefore next week you won't be receiving an eletter from me. I know I know. But wipe away those tears, put the smile back on because when I return a bronzed Adonis and about two stone heavier I will be coming back with a vengeance. I have had enough. This endless promotion thing from one "expert" to another when all you want to do is earn a little cash can't go on.
I can't say too much. But let's just say after my meeting with Charlie and Nick your financial worries are over. Everything, and I do mean everything, is about to change. And when guys like us say it is you can be sure it is. Big time.
It's coming...
Jon
Internet Income Detective